Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki (Pic: Getty)

Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki (Pic: Getty)

Rory McILROY and Caroline Wozniacki are sport's most striking couple - not counting Monty's moobs - and promise to take their earnings next year into the stratosphere (which I think is a nightclub in Ireland).

Some believe their unlikely relationship is a publicity stunt to increase each other's profile.

But when that was put to the couple (right), they reacted angrily and rapped: "That's nonsense - and if you want any further comment, speak to our publicist." The Wozniacki butt is the only thing that makes women's tennis watchable and jammy Rory gets to fully enjoy it after all day on the golf course.